House, M.D. "Motivational" Desktop Wallpapers
Awhile back on Livejournal, Isis wanted to see some SGA equivalents of
the Star Trek "Motivational" posters that float around on the
internet. You've probably seen them in your inbox occasionally if
you're a nerd or if you're one of those weird people who likes and
sends on forwards. (Shame on you! Shaaaame!)
And then I realized, "Oh shit. I'm totally offending 95% of my flist because none of them watch SGA. (Which is kind of hard to imagine, but very, very true.) So. Other shows. Other fandoms.
Include House, M.D.
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Partition
"...eight hours of high-def jello wrestling?"
Teal'c's computer lessons were paying off in big ways. And what the hell, it completely beat Sam's Saturday plans.
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Compensating
Cameron doesn't know what you're talking about.
What penis extension? Where?
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Observant
Daniel sees what you did there.
He does not, however, notice the X-Men symbol in the hieroglyphics next
to his head, clearly indicating that this time line quickly becomes a
cross-over dealing with the rise of Phoenix. Damn! That's going to be a
pain when freaking Jean Grey gets goa'ulded!
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Darwinian
Jack, you're making a lot of sense.
I may just have to kiss you now.
Smart is sexy.
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Focus
You can't just tell Daniel to keep his eyes front and centre.
You also have to tell him to try and make eye contact.
Damn Daniel and his pervy old man fetish. Stop staring at his groin!
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Greetings.
They're either really unhappy to see each other, or
really, really not.
I'm kind of betting on "not" just from seeing this guy on Whose Line.
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Ophthalmology
The goggles, they do nothing.
(This word is really, really hard to spell.) spacehussy, jedoch-- I'm
thinking of you, even if you won't see this for months, if ever.
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Rejection
He's just not that into you.
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Programming
C:\Daniel
C:\Daniel translate
C:\Daniel fluent in Ancient but not in Ancient DOS
And really-- the Ancients and Goa'uld couldn't come up with a better OS? Please.
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Question Period
"Hey, aren't you his boyfrie--"
This man was immediately tackled to the ground and silenced, despite
the fact that the entire SGC pretty much knew about Jack and Daniel
already.
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Pathos
He likes Emo because he's empathetic.
Oh, rhetoric jokes...
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Health Warning
Not only is smoking bad for you,
it's a dead give away to the government guys on your tail.
Wow. Ninja would never smoke. They're way sneakier than these corrupt Trust guys.
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Timing
Here. Now. On this table.
It's not an unreasonable request. Just remember to lock the door first.
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Identity Crisis
"Live long and prosper."
Wrong black-haired main-cast star, dude. That's John's role.
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Hardcore.
Cameron Mitchell doesn't take sick days.
(Also, you can take any Chuck Norris joke and replace his name with Teal'c or Cam's. Try it.)
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Punch Line
Five seconds later, Teal'c killed him.
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Foreshadowing.
Like we couldn't see the end of this episode coming once they started standing too close.
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Scale.
Sure, it's a big universe out there, but some days the scariest thing Daniel Jackson has to face
is the neighbourhood association.
It's not just that he never mows the lawn. Those ladies have pinched him black and blue.
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