"Motivational" Desktop Movie Wallpapers        Awhile back on Livejournal, Isis wanted to see some SGA equivalents of the Star Trek "Motivational" posters that float around on the internet.  You've probably seen them in your inbox occasionally if you're a nerd or if you're one of those weird people who likes and sends on forwards. (Shame on you! Shaaaame!)         And then I realized, "Oh shit. I'm totally offending 95% of my flist because none of them watch SGA. (Which is kind of hard to imagine, but very, very true.)  So. Other shows. Other fandoms.     Including various movies.
	DISTRACTING But with that moustache, how can you be sure that this isn't evil!clone!Gibbs? Because seriously. Tony might not have a social disorder, but he knows sudden moustache action means evil!clone. Every good investigator does. On a bright note, it keeps him from asking, "Are we there yet?" during long car rides.		DOUBLE ENTENDRE "Hey, Boss, when I said I'd like to see you on your knees sometime... this wasn't exactly what I meant." There are few other good reasons for Tony to be so suddenly uncomfortable with this position. All he really has to do is hold the flashlight. Gibbs? He knows.
	FLATTERING "That's Gibbs' favourite shade. Hand it over, Probie." Your best course of action is to not ask how Tony knows that, or why Gibbs has a favourite shade. But you have to admit, it would go very well with his skin tone. (Gibbs knows this, of course.)		TONY DINOZZO Italian, dog-walking, furniture moving Gigolo. ....to the stars!
	INTENT Some days, it's a fine line between punching him in the nipple and ruffling his hair. Nipple punching? Canonical. Ruffling his hair? Nope. But petting him is.		ONE NIGHT STAND It was love at first sight. At least, though the beer goggles. It's all that adrenaline from the flight. And uh...stuff.
	Errand Boy The best way to get Gibbs' attention? Be unavailable. This rule comes right after "be available and kick ass". Once you've been available for awhile, it's good to shake things up a bit, you know-- call the director by her fist name, make eyes at her in front of Gibbs, hit on Abby...		Girlwich One kind of sandwich he definitely wouldn't mind being in the middle of. Of course, they could both probably take him in a fight, but that just makes it extra hot.
	Job Description Tony totally has Gibbs' six. You know, in his sights.		Procedure Do you read him his miranda rights, or what? On the one hand, you want to congratulate him on getting a look up Kate's skirt, but on the other hand...

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